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Journal Entry: Thu Mar 20, 2008, 9:48 PM
  • Mood: Embarrassed
  • Listening to: The Used
  • Eating: Marshmallows
  • Drinking: Mountain Dew
:-? The question of "Why?" is probably circulating through you head right now. And I have the answer to that simple little question.

PLASTIC UTENSILS MAKE YOU BLEED SEVERELY!!!

Okay, true, this is a pretty strange topic, but I shall never tell a lie. They seriously make you bleed. Especially the plastic forks you get from school lunch.

Just...never get mad at your perverted friend and try to stab them with a fork. I did once and missed. Oh no, my friend was unharmed. :hmm: I just couldn't say the same for myself.

You see...plastic forks are meant to be used to eat with. Not stabbing yourself in the leg or in the neck. (All of these incidents in which are completely accidental.)

But...that's just what I did. Stab myself that is. I even have a small scar on my leg from when I jammed the cursed eating device in through my jeans to my leg.

:unimpressed: So...just be cautious when you use a plastic fork. Or plastic anything in general. It bites!

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  • Current Age: 15
  • Current Residence: Planet Earth, Milkway Galaxy
  • Interests: Reading Writing Drawing
  • Favourite movie: Transformers: The Movie
  • Favourite band or musician: Guns N' Roses
  • Favourite genre of music: Any except Rap
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Favourite game: Geist
  • Favourite cartoon character: Scooby-Doo
  • Personal Quote: There's the Norms and then there's the Crazies. I'm the Psycho.
  • Tools of the Trade: Plastic Fork...BEWARE!!!!

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~a-fiery-boom:icona-fiery-boom: 6 hours 58 minutes ago
It's National :iconfurryhugplz: Day! Spread the hug!

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If writing is the incurable itch that possesses many... I must have writing fleas! =)

I'm a writer! Watch me type!! :typerhappy:
~a-fiery-boom:icona-fiery-boom: Jun 28, 2008, 6:47:49 PM
If A Fat Guy Grabs U and puts u in a bag, don't worry I told Santa I wanted u 4 Christmas!
Send this to 10 people u care about including me!
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL YOU LOVE.
1-3= Not So Loving..
3-5= Uhh...
5-6= People like you
6-7= People luv you
8-9= Damn People ADORE you
9-10=YOU'RE THE BEST! EVERYONE LOVES YOU

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If writing is the incurable itch that possesses many... I must have writing fleas! =)

I'm a writer! Watch me type!! :typerhappy:
~Padrang:iconPadrang: Apr 14, 2008, 5:38:57 AM
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!

Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend

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Send this rose to everyone you care about!!

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Forget world peace...I want domination!
~a-fiery-boom:icona-fiery-boom: Mar 24, 2008, 3:58:12 PM
Congrats, Trixie! You have been tagged by yours truly! Go to my page to see details!

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If writing is the incurable itch that possesses many... I must have writing fleas! =)

I'm a writer! Watch me type!! :typerhappy:
~Padrang:iconPadrang: Mar 16, 2008, 9:13:06 PM
No Panda!!!

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Forget world peace...I want domination!
~Trixanity-Slive:iconTrixanity-Slive: Mar 16, 2008, 4:52:21 PM
:giggle:Nice, Panda-chan. Nice.

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My concept of being sane is your insanity. But your concept of being insane...is my insanity!
~Padrang:iconPadrang: Mar 6, 2008, 4:45:03 PM Mood: Lust
:hump:
:horny:

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Forget world peace...I want domination!
~Ephah:iconEphah: Feb 27, 2008, 3:29:50 PM
This is :iconpadrang:, I have hacked into Ephah's system. Pretty sweet huh?

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Sanctus Espirtus! Redeem us from our solemn hour!
Sanctus Espirus! Insanity is all around us!
Sanctus Espirtus! Is this what we deserve,
Can we break free from chains fo never ending agony?

Are they themselves to blame
the misrey, the pain?
~Trixanity-Slive:iconTrixanity-Slive: Feb 19, 2008, 9:58:41 PM
Yep.

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My concept of being sane is your insanity. But your concept of being insane...is my insanity!
~Padrang:iconPadrang: Feb 19, 2008, 2:52:10 PM
Better than a dumb one.

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Forget world peace...I want domination!
~Trixanity-Slive:iconTrixanity-Slive: Feb 18, 2008, 11:30:36 PM
...wiseass...

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My concept of being sane is your insanity. But your concept of being insane...is my insanity!
~Padrang:iconPadrang: Feb 18, 2008, 10:00:24 PM
:finger:

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Forget world peace...I want domination!
~Trixanity-Slive:iconTrixanity-Slive: Feb 18, 2008, 9:55:01 PM
:boogie: Booyah!

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My concept of being sane is your insanity. But your concept of being insane...is my insanity!
~Padrang:iconPadrang: Feb 18, 2008, 4:57:53 PM
>=P

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Forget world peace...I want domination!
~Trixanity-Slive:iconTrixanity-Slive: Feb 18, 2008, 12:11:00 PM
Awww...is poor Padwang embawassed? Don't be...dare's nuttin' to be embawassed about. :petting:

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My concept of being sane is your insanity. But your concept of being insane...is my insanity!
~Padrang:iconPadrang: Feb 17, 2008, 9:38:52 PM
Don't call me Panda in public! :shakefist:

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Forget world peace...I want domination!
~Ephah:iconEphah: Feb 17, 2008, 5:35:43 PM Mood: Happy Tears
TRIXIE!! I MISS YOU!!! WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS BEFORE?

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Sanctus Espirtus! Redeem us from our solemn hour!
Sanctus Espirus! Insanity is all around us!
Sanctus Espirtus! Is this what we deserve,
Can we break free from chains fo never ending agony?

Are they themselves to blame
the misrey, the pain?
~Trixanity-Slive:iconTrixanity-Slive: Feb 9, 2008, 9:30:55 PM
Yessir, Panda-Chan! Sir! :salute:

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My concept of being sane is your insanity. But your concept of being insane...is my insanity!
~Padrang:iconPadrang: Jan 24, 2008, 5:56:40 PM
You need to :+devwatch: me so that I can find you easier.

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Forget world peace...I want domination!
~Padrang:iconPadrang: Jan 19, 2008, 12:34:08 AM
Don't look at me like that....I am not crazy!

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Forget world peace...I want domination!
~Padrang:iconPadrang: Jan 18, 2008, 6:41:57 PM Mood: Hysterical
Yes I am. I can't help it.

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Forget world peace...I want domination!
~nightlightwolf:iconnightlightwolf: Jan 17, 2008, 10:56:36 PM
padrang your smothering her

any way welcome to devaint art^^
~Padrang:iconPadrang: Jan 17, 2008, 10:46:16 PM
If a Naked man shout you with an arrow, dont worry, is the stalker who hires for your abduction ....ehem!!...What I am trying to say is that I told Cupid that i wanted that we were very good friends.

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Forget world peace...I want domination!
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